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The Screen Super-heroes of the 21st century

August 8th 2007 15:44
Superman Returns
The Man of Steel returned in 2006 and proved he's still box-office gold
Though Batman and Robin, Superman, The Flash, Aquaman and the like have populated the pages of comic books for decades now, just who knew then how big these figures were to become? When Superman first jumped accross to the small screen, literally everyone involved (including the guy playing Superman!) thought it was a dumb idea that would crash and burn!

How wrong can you get?!
The cast of X-Men
Three smash-hit films with a fourth on its way
Now, it's the 21st century, the time when all of this malarky is meant to take place mind you, and even though those futuristic worlds of stainless steel, chromium, wonder drugs, world nations and intergalactic exploration have not evolved, we still can't get enough of our superheroes!
Some of the highest grossing movies of all time include all three of the Spiderman movies, Batman Begins and Superman Returns. The X-Men series looks set for a long and successful future (with a spin-off Wolverine also in the works) while just the idea of an Acquaman movie (as suggested on the TV series Entourage in its second season) had an entire internet cult established ready to support a big-screen adaptation of even the most unlikely of comic book heroes.

Even when our super idols flop, they do it infamously. Has any film ever been so overtly bad as Daredevil, Elektra or Catwoman?
Well maybe Supergirl... but you get the point right?
Halle Berry in Catwoman
Halle Berry took this role on the heals of an Oscar win... oops!
Our superheroes have changed in appearnce over the years. Colours are brighter and sharper and the action flows faster and further than ever before, with hugely costly CGI effects pushing the limits of our heroes antics (along with the budgets of their respective studios!) to the limit.
In the 60's and 70's we wanted our heroes buff and we wanted their women innocent and their villains campy. Thankfully, in the "noughties" a great deal has changed.
We like a six-pack just as much as ever, but that's the main point of focus - though naturally a good package never hurt any hero! Unless you happen to be an X-Man - no packages! Just lots of leather.
Tobey Maguire as Spiderman
Officially the most profitable and expensive superhero on the big screen
The women, however, are still disgustingly innocent! You'll never see Mary-Jane Watson in an uncompromising position with Spiderman, ditto Bruce Wayne/Batman's "muse" Rachel Dawes - and while X-Men can marry or very gently explore their teenage hormones... (no touching mind you, or you'll die!!!!) that's about it.
In fact we still believe in putting as many obstacles between our superheroes and sex as possible! You can bet if he's got special powers he ain't getting any! And this in the day and age where sexual activity and inuendo on the big screen has seldom been more explicit! While Heath Ledger can simulate homosexual acts in Brokeback Mountain you can bet as The Joker in the 2008 release Dark Knight neither he nor Christian Bale's Batman nor anyone else for that matter, will have so much as a hint of a sex scene.
Christian Bale in Batman Begins
This one awoke a whole knew cult following for The Dark Knight
The one exception is Catwomen. Halle Berry and Benjamin Bratt got it on in something of a sex scene, fulfilling a relationship that ended up going nowhere anyway. Riveting stuff! Perhaps that's why Catwoman tanked at the box-office! We like our heroes falling in love - but sex is clearly out!
Villains in the 21st century are a ticklish subject. Without a good villain your hero is screwed. Catwoman proved that much. Sharon Stone tried but not even she could make an evil cosmetics empire's megalomaniacal plot seem convincing!
Superhero's turning on each other is always fun. X-Men has proved that convincingly in three films now. Even though every single X-Men film has basically featured Magneto and his mutants squaring off against Dr Charles Xavier and his mutants (with world peace hanging in the balance of course) audiences still turn out in droves.
Spiderman 3 also proved that too much of a good thing - or a good villain - is definitely bad! Four villains - including Spiderman's own alien-supplied alter ego, Sandman, Green Goblin and Venom - is just gluttony.
Superman Returns and Batman Begins offer differing points of view as to just where the modern superheroe's villain is headed. Kevin Spacey owned the role of Lex Luther - but his evil plot to take over the world frankly lacked pathos!
Spacey's Luther camped it up like the days of yore when Gene Hackman strutted his stuff as Metropolis' most brilliant evil billionaire - and it worked!
Ben Affleck in Daredevil
It was a good idea on paper...
Batman Begins, on the other hand, featured as unlikely an evil plot as ever was, however, its villains were downright dark! And we're almost talking Thomas Harris dark here! A psychiatrist who drugs his patients and makes them hallucinate that he is a monster, a Scorcese-esque mafia boss who kills first and then kills second, and then there was Liam Neeson and his gang of thugs! Meanwhile Heath Ledger's Joker is slated to be a full acid tripping bank-robbing, mass-murdering mastermind!
Eitherway, surround them with enough leggy eye-candy and audiences eat it up. Oh and villains can be dirty with the hero's leading lady - if that includes tieing them up and suggesting that they might actually be sluts. Anything more is off limits.
Now what about the powers of the human superpowers that be?
Again we have mixed results. Superman Returns: he's an alien, he has powers. Class dismissed. Catwomen, she died, some mystical ancient cats ressurected her or something and gave her her powers, rolling right along.
Jennifer Garner in Elektra
There was no excuse for how bad this was!!!!!
But X-Men - we have a full on scientific explanation. They're mutants. There is DNA involved and all kinds of lab experiments - it's all deliciously geeky enough to be quite convincing. Daredevil, that was a question of radiation affecting his brain, or his eyes, or both - but then that one flopped didn't it. Spiderman - he was bitten by a scientifically mutated spider that wasn't supposed to get out of its cage and its venom affected his DNA. Elektra - she works out! Batman Begins, he trains with a samurai-esque martial arts group for years and has stacks of money to buy a heap of goodies, including wings (standard base jump equipment) made of memory cloth, a sonic device to attract the bats, a military-equipped hummer... and all those other cool gizmos.
Basically it would seem that we're not as easily taken in as we once were. We want to be convinced that they can actually do all that stuff! And we want to know why and how and in some detail.
Somethings have changed. Some have not. But even now, in the technological age, it would seems that we still need a bunch of characters who just happen to be special - and therefore just naturally awesome!
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