Paris behind bars...
June 5th 2007 05:25
La Paris, star of reality TV, teen slasher flicks and porno
SOOOO much room to slip up. The press fell over thesmelves to get down there and talk to Paris a matter of days before her appointed jail time.
Paris arrived actually looking rather nice in a dress that screamed out "tasteful" as opposed to "vulgar" or "ho!" and proceeded up the red carpet where she made a statement that will leave anyone who has watched her actions of the last few months feeling a little bewildered.
Paris at the MTV Movie Awards
Now having watched Paris for so long it's a little hard to believe that she might actually be growing up. More like she's gotten a killer publicist and she memorised her lines well in advance. Still it would be nice to believe that she is growing up even just a little!
No one can be THAT ditzy forever now can they? ... well let's hope not!
Either way, later that night Paris rejected the call of the MTV Awards after party and went to her parents house. She then handed herself into custody two days in advance of her deadline and is now on the inside.
The MTV Movie Awards by now are definitely kicking themselves for letting the heiress steal what little thunder they had to begin with!
In a brilliant publicity coup Paris swept all attention away from the MTV Movie Awards
Media requests to interview her have since been rejected but no doubt La Belle Paris will make several fat cheques when she gets out in twenty-one days time (she has to serve a maximum of twenty-three days to get out on good behaviour - assuming of course that she behaves herself!).
Of course Paris' cellmate is no doubt thanking her lucky stars right now. When she gets out she will be for a few days at least an instant celebrity and will make a fortune with interviews. It's almost like some reality game show! Who wants to be a millionaire combined with a drunk-driving celebrity version of The Apprentice.
Better not speak too loudly. The Fox Network is always on the hunt for ideas after all!
In the meantime the world's media is covering Paris' jail time with a fervor that is a little disturbing given the fact that most of their viewers are probably hoping that Ms Hilton's cellmate is a stocky, tattoo wielding lesbian with sado-masochistic tendencies.
Eitherway, this sudden good-impression for Paris still tastes kind of funny, but if she keeps it up then Hollywood may have to look for a new too-rich no-class skank to pick on.
Yoo hoo! Lindsay!!!!
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