More Lohan?
June 3rd 2007 05:05
A week in the life of Lindsay Lohan... otherwise entitled "Oops! I did it again..."
And God only knows what else!!!!! Is she naked there?
Rumours only - but persistant. Probably they can just be ascribed to the "we-hate-Lindsay!" culture that seems to be sweeping Hollywood just now. Anyway, after everything DJ Ronson has reportedly done something tells me that ANY relationship they had will be on the skids!
A drink driving charge resulted and more serious charges may follow as Cocaine - which may turn out to belong to Samantha Ronson (a.k.a. The Face of Evil: June 2007) - was also found in the car. Investigations are now under way about just how Lindsay (underage) got hold of the grog and the Coke in the first place!
Ouch! This one is bound to haunt young Miss Lohan for a LONG time!
The "Promises" Rehab Clinic in Malibu has recently seen such *inmate* as Brittany Spears. And yeah it did her the WORLD of good!!!!
DIRECT QUOTE FROM DINA LOHAN TO THE PRESS: "We're still figuring it all out. We're still just figuring it out."
Um... is that the best she can do?
LIL' LINDS: "Mommy? What are we going to do?"
DINIE IN A BOTTLE LOHAN: "Not now honey. You know Mommy can't deal with life properly until she's had her third Jack Daniels."
He's been talking to anyone in the press who will speak to him and no doubt making a fortune all the while. BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Producers apparantly claim that Lindsay Lohan will still make the movie "Poor Things" in which she co-stars alongside iconic legends Maclaine and Dukakis. The film also stars Rosario Dawson and Channing Tatum. Apparantly Ms. Lohan will be driven from rehab to the set each day... and closely supervised one would hope!
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Now that's just CHEAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"...while on your right you'll see where Lindsay Lohan and assorted A-list friends almost killed themselves in a MVA last week..."
Still on the books at the Las Vegas club Pure is a huge 21st birthday bash for Linds. Now wasn't Rehab supposed to be about Rehabilitation? Unless the grog list changes from vodka to vege juice hasn't she just wasted a sh*tload of time and money?
News reports state that DJ Samantha Ronson, one of Lil' Linds' gal pals and alleged Lesbian Luvah has been making a fortune tipping the press off to just where Linds is at any given time. Her Cocaine was found in Linds' car after the accident where Linds' apparantly screamed something along the lines of "lesbian bitch!!!" at her... frankly who can blame her?! Since then Ronson has blown Lindsay off after she confronted her as to just why she left the Coke in the car. Good question Watson...
I wonder if Lindsay knows what became of 60's glamour-puss Edie Sedgwick? (She died of a drug overdose) Maybe someone should send her the poor girl's autobiography.
Life in Hollywood continues.
Clean your act up Lindsay, cause beneath it all you can actually ACT - sometimes. Sure everyone seems against her right now, but when you begin your career as a Disney starlet people have expectations... Okay you don't have to be Julie Andrews! You're young and hot(ish) and cashed up and there are lots of nice people willing to give you lots of free stuff/substances - of course you're going to act up a little.
If it were a LITTLE she wouldn't have become Hollywood's skank de jour!
Leave that job to Paris Hilton!!!
It's all a week in the life of La Vida Lohan... and she wanted to play Princess Diana?????
Uh uh.
P.S. Thanks to PerezHilton.com for that last "snapshot": A.k.a. "The Disturbinator"!
Drinking and drugging with Mommie Dearest...
And God only knows what else!!!!! Is she naked there?
Rumours of Lesbianism with 27 y/o $3,000 a night DJ Samantha Ronson...
Rumours only - but persistant. Probably they can just be ascribed to the "we-hate-Lindsay!" culture that seems to be sweeping Hollywood just now. Anyway, after everything DJ Ronson has reportedly done something tells me that ANY relationship they had will be on the skids!
A car crash...
A drink driving charge resulted and more serious charges may follow as Cocaine - which may turn out to belong to Samantha Ronson (a.k.a. The Face of Evil: June 2007) - was also found in the car. Investigations are now under way about just how Lindsay (underage) got hold of the grog and the Coke in the first place!
A burn out...
Ouch! This one is bound to haunt young Miss Lohan for a LONG time!
A second stint in rehab...
The "Promises" Rehab Clinic in Malibu has recently seen such *inmate* as Brittany Spears. And yeah it did her the WORLD of good!!!!
Mommie being cool under pressure...
DIRECT QUOTE FROM DINA LOHAN TO THE PRESS: "We're still figuring it all out. We're still just figuring it out."
Um... is that the best she can do?
LIL' LINDS: "Mommy? What are we going to do?"
DINIE IN A BOTTLE LOHAN: "Not now honey. You know Mommy can't deal with life properly until she's had her third Jack Daniels."
Estranged Daddy (religious freak/recovering addict?) tells the world his little girl "needs help"... or makes a quick buck, whichever way you look at it...
He's been talking to anyone in the press who will speak to him and no doubt making a fortune all the while. BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That next movie with Shirley Maclaine and Olympia Dukakis looks doubtful...
Producers apparantly claim that Lindsay Lohan will still make the movie "Poor Things" in which she co-stars alongside iconic legends Maclaine and Dukakis. The film also stars Rosario Dawson and Channing Tatum. Apparantly Ms. Lohan will be driven from rehab to the set each day... and closely supervised one would hope!
T-shirt sales skyrocket...
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LeaveLindsayA-LohanShirtsHers
And Hollywood tour buses have another stop where your car crashed...
Now that's just CHEAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"...while on your right you'll see where Lindsay Lohan and assorted A-list friends almost killed themselves in a MVA last week..."
And in the meantime there's that bad-ass 21st birthday party planned at Las Vegas hot-spot Pure just a few weeks after you check out of rehab...
Still on the books at the Las Vegas club Pure is a huge 21st birthday bash for Linds. Now wasn't Rehab supposed to be about Rehabilitation? Unless the grog list changes from vodka to vege juice hasn't she just wasted a sh*tload of time and money?
While your BFF / lesbian lover can sell you out to the tabloids...
News reports state that DJ Samantha Ronson, one of Lil' Linds' gal pals and alleged Lesbian Luvah has been making a fortune tipping the press off to just where Linds is at any given time. Her Cocaine was found in Linds' car after the accident where Linds' apparantly screamed something along the lines of "lesbian bitch!!!" at her... frankly who can blame her?! Since then Ronson has blown Lindsay off after she confronted her as to just why she left the Coke in the car. Good question Watson...
And producers can gripe that they didn't get you for the movie "Factory Girl
I wonder if Lindsay knows what became of 60's glamour-puss Edie Sedgwick? (She died of a drug overdose) Maybe someone should send her the poor girl's autobiography.
Heck it's all just grist for the mill...
Life in Hollywood continues.
Clean your act up Lindsay, cause beneath it all you can actually ACT - sometimes. Sure everyone seems against her right now, but when you begin your career as a Disney starlet people have expectations... Okay you don't have to be Julie Andrews! You're young and hot(ish) and cashed up and there are lots of nice people willing to give you lots of free stuff/substances - of course you're going to act up a little.
If it were a LITTLE she wouldn't have become Hollywood's skank de jour!
Leave that job to Paris Hilton!!!
It's all a week in the life of La Vida Lohan... and she wanted to play Princess Diana?????
Uh uh.
P.S. Thanks to PerezHilton.com for that last "snapshot": A.k.a. "The Disturbinator"!
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