Jessica Simpson is definitely pregnant
October 26th 2011 14:15
Publicity surrounding celebrity pregnancies is generally a five-part process: first comes the rumours, then confirmation of the pregnancy, then the sex of the baby is announced, followed by news of the birth itself, then finally we're told what weird and wonderful name the celebrity has bestowed upon their new offspring (with an optional bikini-clad 'post-baby body' photo shoot pencilled in for the two-month mark). All pretty standard stuff.
But every now and then a star will take the opposite tack and keep everyone guessing, until a photograph is taken that makes her pregnancy so blatantly obvious that you wonder how the major gossip websites can keep doing their "Is she or isn't she?" pieces in a way that makes it seem like they genuinely haven't figured it out yet.
At any rate, this photo of Ms Simpson was posted on people.com earlier today, with the recently engaged star looking to be at least five months along in her pregnancy. A proper announcement is likely to be just days away, as you really can't be famous and get around looking like this without your publicist being hounded to the point where they finally just give in and give the world's trash media what they want - and in 2011, that's baby news.
So a big congrats to Jessica Simpson, who will no doubt be a doting mother to her firstborn child. As for whether she can top Bronx Mowgli in the weird name stakes? We'll just have to wait and see.
Bucking the trend... singer, reality star, businesswoman and occasional actress Jessica Simpson.
But every now and then a star will take the opposite tack and keep everyone guessing, until a photograph is taken that makes her pregnancy so blatantly obvious that you wonder how the major gossip websites can keep doing their "Is she or isn't she?" pieces in a way that makes it seem like they genuinely haven't figured it out yet.
At any rate, this photo of Ms Simpson was posted on people.com earlier today, with the recently engaged star looking to be at least five months along in her pregnancy. A proper announcement is likely to be just days away, as you really can't be famous and get around looking like this without your publicist being hounded to the point where they finally just give in and give the world's trash media what they want - and in 2011, that's baby news.
This woman is up the duff, no question about it!
So a big congrats to Jessica Simpson, who will no doubt be a doting mother to her firstborn child. As for whether she can top Bronx Mowgli in the weird name stakes? We'll just have to wait and see.
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